ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS!
ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
As riddle me this? Why in tarnations would you have a car alarm if you weren’t gonna FREAKIN’ turn it OFF when activated sporadically for 3+ hours; WTF?
As the somewhat fleeting silence of early morning Dawn was shattered at 5:03AM this morning by some bodies FRILLIN’ car alarm going OFF right outside my window. Then somewhere’s around 6AM-ish before beginning a ridiculous 35+ minute cycle at 6:50AM; SHEISA! And then again and again and again - with the last time I looked at the clock being 8:11AM; FUCK!
But hey, at least it wasn’t Molotov cocktails for breakfast which is becoming the Breakfas ‘O Champions; Err de riggour in someplace called Bahrain, which is ramping up towards the one year Anniversary of the Pearl Roundabout massacres - noting that our very own Government has just issued a travel advisory...
OOPS! Sorry ‘bout ‘Dat, as first Randy “The CandyMann” Bernard and then the newly minted COO Marc Koretzky has said we here in Bloggerland or in the WeaveUhSphere need to be more Happy Happy Joy Joy; Err positive... BUTT! Why in the HE “Double Hockey sticks” can I NOT find a single link on ze internetz telling me what his name is?
Then again, wasn’t that positive by denoting how it was only a FUCKING DINGBATS Car Alarm vs. Stun-grenades, Tear-gas canisters, Molotov cocktails, Riot Police and Civil unrest?
As here comes the locust sounding drone of the Leaf-blower brigade, the 'Juans who blew dirt 'N debris into my Storage locker... Oh Never Mind!
