So it all seems like a foggy dreamscape to Mwah... As I purposely didn’t wish to be told the winner of the Monaco GP whilst staying at ‘CARPETS Manor in Indianapolis
Even first telling Rob to please not give it away and then having to get up and walk outside while he was watching Speedcentre on Monday morning; saying sorry... And then I had to go back outside a further three times when trying to come inside after breakfast as Ye ‘Ol Windbag (Dave Despain) was launching into Hot Topics - where he tells you the winners; URGH!
Thus having finally watched the tape upon my return to the Emerald City, I haveda say I was most shocked by ‘DER TERMINATOR, nee Michael Schumacher snatching an incomprehensible Pole position from Mark ‘Handlebarz Webber; CRIKEYS! As I suppose Michael really wished he hadn’t punted Bruno Senna the race prior and earned a five-spot grid penalty at “Monn-knockoe,” eh?
As I haveda say that I found the race itself to be very boring and nothin’ more then another parade; Hmm? Perhaps ‘Somme-thun to dooze with just having sat in Turn-2 at Indianapolis
But I was very happy for Webber to win his first race of the season, while I couldn’t help but grimace over how I’m noticing that ‘Brittany, a.k.a. thee Great Nico Rosberg seemingly thinks he’s got the fastest car in every TV interview... While Fredrico Suave (Alonso) was once again his ultra debonair self and I could almost hear him smacking his lips whilst fawning over the fact that he’s now leading the driver’s points standings; YIKES!
But don’t get me wrong, I like Brittany
So will it be Louise ‘JAGUAR Hamilton, thee Iceman (Kimi Raikkonen) or somebody else’s turn on the top step of the podium at le Circuit Gilles Villeneuve? Tune in Sunday on FOX...