Really didn't think it'd happen, but it's now
been announced that thee original Iceman, nee Kimi Räikkönen will be taking his OOMPHLATS back to Maranello
for 2014 when he'll drive alongside Fredrico Suave, aka Fred Alonso who'd been
pining for the retaining of current Wingman Felipe Massa instead, who'd
previously tweeted he wouldn't be returning to la Scuderia next year...
Hence with Kimi's signing la Scuderia's power
house driver line-up will see thee Koolest Kat on the F1 grid partnering
Alonso, and perhaps thee Iceman will teach Fernando some Latin 'Laidbackness?
As there will now be two Roosters in the Hen
House after all; Hmm? Wonder if Luca (di Montezemolo)
knows about Kimi's penchant for Gorilla suits?