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Sebastian Vettel at this year's USGP in Austin,
Texas. (Image Source: Active Pictures; grandprix.com)
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Otay, so I'm currently reveling in the Christmas
cheer; Err perhaps thee Eggnog, hic; Hya! (Hey! You'd be drinking too if Y'all
were trying to battle loading these stories on 'Booger.com with CRAPY
vision...) Here at No Fenders - after all it is thee Holidazes; Yeehaw! And
upon returning from another fantastic outing at Circuit Of The Americas I found
my F1 batteries rejuvenated for the momente...
AUSTIN
Ah, what can I say about COTA that hasn't
already been mentioned? As although the outcome would see the same DAMN
"Whinerschnitzel win again, nevertheless there's just nothun' better than
being at the racetrack for three days straight!
Yet I simply cannot remember I-T all, as I'm
trying to scribble it A-L-L down before it disappears; with obviously the
biggest news being thy 'Kimster's decision to have season ending back surgery -
effectively closing the book upon his Lotus F1 career.
Yet as
much as it pains me to admit this, "TWINKIEBOY" (Seb' Vettel)
was simply amazing as he just kept
continuously stretching out his FREAKIN' lead: SHEISA! As I really
wanted to see anybody else win! As it would have been pretty kOOL to witness Romain Grosjean's
debutant Formula 1 victory, or Mark Webber clipping Vettel's wings, etc. Yet we
just stood there in Turn-11 counting the
seconds 'N seconds tick, tick, tick bye before the black 'N gold car, i.e.;
Grosjean's Lotus finally showed up while being harried by Webber's ever
constant shadow aboard his Seester' Red Bull chassis; while is it a sign of
things to come? As highly touted Team Willy's Finnish Rookie Valtteri Bottas scored his debutant
F1 points in Austin...
SAO PAOLO
And with my new found enthusiasm for this
year's fleeting Grand Prix season, I decided to not bother watching; Err
recording Friday's Free Practise-2 session
and then was summarily PEEVED OFF by "Peacock-lite" (NBCSN)
once again who butchered the SHIT outta their late nite 'Qualie replay, as I
stayed up into thy "Wee hours to watch/listen
to the Driver's press conference which they unbelievably decided NOT to show;
FUCK YOU NBCSN! I mean why did I stay up 'til 11:30PM Pacific? Oh Never Mind!
Thus Sunday's season finishing race seemed
overly anti-climatic, as Gee Wally, guess who won again? Yep! His initials are
Sebastian Vettel... Who not only obliterated the field, but in doing so tied
Alberto Ascari's most consecutive wins record; Achtung Baby!
And Mark Webber capped off his F1 career with
a memorable drive to second place, needing to overtake his good friend Fernando
twice with Alonso rounding out the podium's roster, as Webber did the
unthinkable by taking his gloves and helmet off upon his final cool-down lap -
not to mention celebrating his final F1 podium with his good friend; NO! NOT
Seb' Vettel but Fernando Alonso; Hya!