While all of the major racing series have
gone silent for 2013, nevertheless, activity is ramping up for the fast
approaching 2014 DAKAR which begins on January 5th, as prior to this
scribbling, the boat has left for South America with its precious cargo intact
for its three week trek.
As typical, my hero Robby 'Dirtman
"Gordoun" (Gordon) has been making his normal brash splash en route
to the staging point, reportedly having troubles navigating the narrow streets
of Gay Paree' in his ARSE-sumed Humdinger "truck," as there's NO word
on whether or not Robby was heard asking for Freedumb Fries at the local McDougal's
where his Hummer Rally Raid vehicle couldn't fit underneath the Golden Arches;
Err Drive-thru window's turnstile before Messer Gordon utilized his super
secret air-valve recharging system to deflate his tyres lickity split; Hooah!
