For all Yuhs Good Boys 'N Girls who haven't
quite gotten your lists into Santa yet, never fear, the North Pole is making an
exception this year. For all of those who's Christmas lists arrive on Dec 24,
the last day before Christmas, you'll be pleased to learn that Santa will be
awarding you double presents - but this offer is only valid to those whose lists arrive on the final day
before Christmas, as everybody who's list arrives prior to that will only
receive single presents...
Meanwhile, this just in from Jolly 'Ol
London, Uncle Scrooge, aka the Good Father Bernard Charles is set to hand out 44-pound
note cheques to those of his favoured flock to wish them nothing more than some
good holiday cheer, with Santa reportedly having wrapped up five slightly used
Blackberries to drop off at the residence of Messer A. Hamilton's home which
hopefully won't have any CCTV's focused upon the homes fireplace... While
hopefully Luca M won't eat all of the Biscotti laid out for Mr. Claus before he
drops by!