In case Y'all haven't heard, thee all
conquering comca$t cable TV Behemoth has just agreed to pay Time Warner Cable
(TWC) $45.2 Billion to takeover its company; HOLY SUBSCRIBER FEES BATMAN!
Naturally the news is being met by large
doses of skepticism on the East coast where the majority of TWC customers
reside, as not surprisingly comca$t and Time Warner currently rank numbers 1
& 2 for WORST customer satisfaction in the cable television marketplace,
and hence, this takeover; Err merger
should definitely see an improvement in this category, right?