So Y'all knew I-T was coming... Especially
since any Hardcore F1 Aficionado will tell Yuhs that Formula 1 is A-L-L 'bout
the NOISE! And the speed, technology and glitz 'N glamour, and thus, I really
didn't find Seb' Vettel's latest statement 'bout the cars sounding like SHIT that surprising.
As Vettel is just the latest of many to rain
upon F1's parade, as retiring 'Aussie GP chief Ron Walker has been overly critical to date, along with
Formula 1's Supremo Bernard Ecclestone Huffing 'N Puffing mightily 'bout how
BAD the new F1 turbo era cars sound.
And although I'm not the first to suggest
this, but; isn't it ironic how Ron Walker is known for being a longtime ally (and
minion) of Uncle Bernaughty's, whilst Vettel is known as being good friends
with Ecclestone, as the chummy German world champion driver reportedly let's
his elder win at their Backgammon games... So could this be some sort of orchestrated
attack upon Formula 1 in order to diffuse attention away from the F1 Supremo
awaiting criminal charges in Germany this summer...
On a technical side note, I'm pretty sure
there's a reason the original IRL cars were called Crapwagon's, right? As I
recall them sounding horrible, especially the Nissan's. Whilst if my memory's
correct, the most HORRIFIC sounding cars of the entire 2006 USGP weekend at
Mother Speedway were the Indy Pro Series chassis, both of which were
subsequently tweaked to not sound so offending...