The famous No. 99 Carl edwards "Taxi
Cab." (Image source: usastockcar.co.uk)
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Ever wonder what gives 'RASSCAR driver Carl
Edwards the ability to make his trademark flips off of his No. 99 Feurd'
Fusion? Yuhs know when he sticks his double gainer and lands upon his feet,
although I haven't witnessed him doing this forever...
Well I think I learned part of his secret
when down in Arizona this past February, where I was dismayed to be informed
that Subway, the relentless purveyors of "Eat Fresh" were secretly
injecting their subway buns with PLASTIC; WTF INDEED!
As I'd been suspect 'bout Subway ever since
reading one of JP's - NOT Johnny Parson's stories on JP's IndyCar Blog
revealing that Subway's meats were NOT fresh, but some sort of maligned
presto-logs instead; YIKES!
But the kicker for Mwah, was the disturbing news that
Subway, along with the majority of our other fine Fast Food restaurants, i.e.;
McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, etc also use the ingredient described simply
as Yoga mat glue, or more exactly as the cancer causing chemical azodicarbonamide; SHEISA!
And thus as Subway continues gleefully
blasting us with its nonstop torrent of
"Eat Fresh" commercials, I for one, have ceased my patronage of
Subway! And NO! This
AIN'T NO April Fool's Joke...