Hmm? Now that Formula One's on Holiday, isn't
I-T ironic that Uncle Bernaughty is once again stiring duh pot, with supposedly
enticing Bosom Buddy Flavour Flav', or as Grizzled Journo' Joe Saward so
rightly christened him; "HMS Monogram!" back into thee Fold.
So who am I talking about? Well, none other
than the disgraced ex-Boss of Renault F1's Flavio Briatore, who I also do NOT
have time for, as good 'Ol Flav' stepped into I-T with both feet for Mwah with
his slanderous tone towards then F1 driver Nelson Piquet, Jr. which I scribbled
'bout in;
Now comes word that Messer E wishes to have
Briatore help sort out Formula 1 from
the Doldrums it's in, really?
As the following is definitely a step in the
right direction, i.e.; scrapping the STUPID
idea of having Standing Grid Restarts after a Safety Car period to spice UP duh
show.
As I'd been meaning to mention how
"SAFE" was that 1st-lap
collision between Felipe Massa and Kevin ("Bacon") Magnussen at 'Der
Hockenheimring this year?
Yet instead of adding titanium skid blocks
for "Safety," yeah that's the ticket! Err, wouldn't faux showers 'O
sparks be mesmerizing? Uhm, may be some sporadic sprinklers 'N soakers
trackside? "Joker" Cut-out lanes and mysterious puddles 'O
"Slippery Liquids" popping up on track randomly?
Hmm? Instead, why won't anybody talk about
removing the FUCKING "Pay Walls" that Bernie's instituted to line his
pockets! Or Gasp! Reducing the INSANE ticket prices for a 3-day reserved seat;
Oh Never Mind!
As talking 'bout 'Ol Bernie Ecclestone, isn't
it nice that he can afford to offer the German Prosecutor's office a cheque for
$25m to make his bribery case go away... Not which the least, is being paid by
the very same F1 Aficionados he's Fleecing with his Pay-per-View television
contracts... As when isn't a Bribe a Bribe?
And lastly, apparently not wishing to be
forgotten, 'Sir maXXam, nee MAD Max Mosley has just gone 'N sued Google over apparently not having
deleted A-L-L of his disturbing Sex scandal images... Although I do enjoy
seeing somebody sue Google!
Ah, how will we ever survive while Formula 1's on Holiday;
Hya!
