Although I cannot say that I'm overly
surprised by the news of Uncle Bernaughty buying his way out of Jail,
nonetheless, cannot even remotely put into words how Gynormously DISGUSTING
taste I-T leaves in thy mouth! As once
again Messer Bernard Ecclestone has bought his way out of trouble, or dare I
say I-T? He's now effectively BRIBED the German's
Prosecution Office into submission by deftly offering them $100m to make his
Bribery Trial simply Go Away; SHEISA!
BOO HOO
HOO for POOR 'OL UNCLE BERNAUGHTY!
Who notes that the past three and-a-half
years have been an aggravation for him, having to tend to multiple legal
matters, trials 'N all; Ah Shucks Bernie, Be still my Beating Heart; YUK!
As he's actually got the daftness to claim he
feels a bit of an idiot for shilling out $100m for his freedom; WTF? Oh wait a
minute, I forgot, that's right, isn't he the same person who said Hitler was a really good organizer and that
Danica Patrick would make a good Domestic Appliance; Oh Never Mind! Why am I wasting my time on
this SHIT!
Hey, like if he didn't PAY $44m to ensure that CVC took control of
Formula 1, than why is disgraced German Banker Gerhard Gribkowsky sitting in Jail for
eight-and-a-half years, why?
Meanwhile, I was far more surprised by the
news that the reputed suspect whom police had taken into custody for stealing,
and then trying to sell Michael Schumacher's medical records - which are
strictly Verboten, Ja Volt! Has apparently hanged himself in prison...
