Look Ma! It's Uncle Bernaughty and he doesn't even
need a costume! (Image source: topgear.com)
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Yeah, Y'all knew Somme-thun' was coming right? As I
was home late One Night working in the Lab; Err spending way TOO mucho time on
Der 'Confuzer crafting fine 'lil yarns like this for Y'all; Hya!
Alas, what better way to spend Halloween than
by taking in thee pinnacle 'O
motorsport, nee Formula 1 in Austin, Texas, which is exactly what your humble
No Fenders scribe is doing right now; Yeehaw!
And although I'd guess that the sport is
hugely overshadowed by the horrendous Jules Bianchi crash at Suzuka,
nonetheless, there's another frightening issue gripping F1 right now...
What is wrong with this picture?
And obviously, I've changed my tune, since I've
attended A-L-L three F1 races (to date) at Circuit Of The Americas, which
arguably is my Numero Uno favourite
track right now! Nonetheless, I was
rightly PEEVED with Formula 1 and the sport in general when being RAPED over
ticket prices for the inaugural USGP!
Yet obviously Uncle Bernaughty, nee Mr.
Bernard Ecclestone DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT! Over some two-bit 'Vurd Botcherer's opinion,
chequebook or wallet! I mean, like
you're just a lowly Blogger, so Bugger Off!
And while scuttlebutt suggests that as many
as three current F1 Constructors could
be in serious financial trouble, as Cost Capping is still a dirty word; it
seems F1, FOM and the FIA would be wise to listen to thy 'Wee Willie buxom's
(Will Buxton( thoughts offered in;
Then again, Formula One isn't about the Fans,
never has been, nor will I-T be! As obviously the Trick's upon us, the paying
attendees, as Bernie's definitely getting his Treat, as the article below
exposes just how lucrative the US-Mexico races are alone over the duration of
their contracts... Which doesn't even factor in what a new "European"
Grand Prix garners these days...