Surely there's a Countdown Clock somewheres' on Zed
Interwebs' regarding exactly how many hours & minutes left 'til Gomer Pyle'
sings Back Home in Indiana this May, right?
Otay, think we're A-L-L Done with Thy New
Year's tidings, eh? Although I'm still awash in Holiday cheer, since I'm
working on my tan in Arizona right now, Y'all know where Indy Cars will make its
return to some 'lil Bullring Oval after eleven years absence - With a Saturday
Nite' outing, April 2nd.
As can I-T really
be nearly the same amount 'O years as "Symone Pagenoe's" car number
since I made my lone trek to Avondale to partake my debutante Roundy-round'
(Oval) race? When "Jack Vanilla" (Jacques Villeneuve) spectacularly
tried flying into Thy Goodyear walkover bridge; Aye Karumba!
When apparently
what I witnessed, and photographed was Villeneuve's car impacting mightily with
"King Hiro's" stricken racecar!
Alas, whilst your humble No Fenders scribe is
stuck in a Time-warp, unfortunately A-L-L of thee Hype this year will focus
ceaselessly upon some upcoming event at Mother Speedway this May, for which one
of its current entrusted Cheerleader's gave us the following on New Year's eve.
Yet as the master 'O understatement, Bob
Varsha would say: "Before You can Race, first You must Qualify!" As
we'll actually begin anew in St Pete, Florida early March, with the racing
calendar largely unchanged, albeit two classic venues return while a few slip
away.
While another blustery voice from Thy Dark
Side, Mark "The Decider!" Miles previously pontificated, the fine
folks of television factored mightily in his decision upon how to shape this
year's schedule. Oh put a Sock in It Miles!
Ah, such a
soothing, pleasant way to begin the New Year's season tidings, eh? Uhm, hope
Miles won't sic' Kirk "Special Forces" Dooley after Mwah to straighten up my typing; 10-Hut!
After all, Dooley's
one of the Few 'N Brave wishing to serve for IndyCar; Hooah!