Was quite surprised to read in Thy Tabloids; Err
racing news that another Venezuelan
wants to make his mark upon Indy Cars! Following in Thy footsteps of Thy
Wanderin' Milka and EJ "What? Me Worry!" Viso...
Seriously? I had to guffaw over the potential
news of the man I've coined Sir Crashalot and Walldanado! Possibly joining Ed
Carpenter Racing (ECR) for the Twisties' (Road & Street Courses) portion of
the IndyCar schedule aboard the team boss's #20 Dallara-Chevrolet.
Especially since I've heard nothin' but
rampant scuttlebutt over the team not being able to run J.R. Hildebrand at
Indianapolis this May due to the team having torn up multiple chassis last May
at Mother Speedway!
Which if ECR's
worried 'bout rebuilding or buying new Dallara monocoques, then Y'all think
they'd probably Shy Away from somebody of Crashtor's reputation, eh?
As the Smart Money
would be to hire Jack Harvey as FAST EDDIES' Twisties' Specialist, but then
again this is strictly money related...
And if Y'all think
I'm being too critical upon Pastor, then take notice of what The Guardian's
Paul Weaver wrote; having been the one to inform me of the Lotus F1 driver
having a website titled: Has Maldonado Crashed Today? YIKES!
