No Fenders Head Scribe Tomaso and his two trusty
Speelchequor's, the late Mad Molly & Thou Pixolator hard at work roasting Chessnutz'
at Honeymans State Park. (The Tomaso Collection)
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Uhm? What's that 'Ol song some Kuhnaidiun Rocker
named Geddy Lee crooned so long ago, eh? Y'all know, the Juan' on Bob &
Doug McKenzie's Hit Album...
Otay, I'll quit lamenting the demise of 'Ol
Mad Molly from now on, but, it'll be a somewhat Blue X-Mas without her, as I'd
hoped she'd last a 'lil while longer, like A-L-L of us, eh?
As your humble No Fenders scribe Tomaso
thought he'd be throttlin' back; HA-HA, NOT! On Ye BLOB' stories, with the remaining
titles just needing to be populated to the nefarious Blogger.com Blog platform;
like why are uze gOOgle BASTARDOES always
mucking with I-T! With the following
stories awaiting publication: When Abu Dhabi's Big Top Quits Spinning, who'll
land where, King 'O Cool's Youngster Speaks, Shooting Starz'' 2016 edition -
Indy Lights series Shines On', Shooting Starz' 2016 Eurocentric edition (With
the exception of knowing who'd won the GP2 & GP3 titles...) and Shooting
Starz' 2016 Eurocentric edition rumbles on 'N on...
A
Day of Infamy, 75 Years ago... Naturally morphed into two part harmony,
followed-up by spotting Somme-thun' entertaining 'bout Lapo Elkin. Whilst
naturally, the Bimmers' invade ACM story got Super Sized, ultimately splittin'
into three parts, - and naturally falling further 'N further down thou No
Fenders rotation...
And then there's the Esteban Gutierrez
Gesticulating being Thy internal code for the Mexican's Glove Tossing tantrum;
Hmm? What was that Grizzled Journo' Joe Saward said 'bout the media and
infotainment, Ci!
Thus leaving the month 'O December more busy
than I'd hope for, typing ceaselessly. Still having failed to finish recounting
my most enjoyable visit to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway Museum, which will
always be the Hall of Fame museo to Mwah; Yada-Yada-Yada! As I just feel like
I'm perpetually running on thou Treadmill, ore more succinctly Zed No Fenders
Mobious-strip; ZOINKS!
Although this year I'm making a different
Tack, as I'm currently Up North Eh! Somewheres' nearby "Victoria
Island" as Lewis Black so cleverly coined I-T this past February when I
had the good fortune of seeing him perform live in thee GURR-REAT White North!
Henceforth, like
that long defunct black 'n white paper magazine I subscribed to yearly two
decades ago known as Ontrack, I'm taking a two weeks Winter's Slumber and will
return on Monday, January 9th, 2017, with the exception of two canned stories
already planted in Nofendersville...
And as always, Thanxs to all three of my loyal readers; Hooah! Err, a B-I-G'
THANK YOU SHOUT OUT to everybody who's read, continues reading and supporting No Fenders over the past Decade - and see
Y'all next year...
Salutations,
Felice Navidad and Merry Kringle, Y'all!
Tomaso
Or like those
fabulous Hosers' Bob & Doug from Up North say, this one's empty, so Take
Off Eh!
And please come
back next year for another riveting season's worth of No Fenders scribblings'
Y'all; Ho-Ho-Ho!
(Photographs Courtesy of Clarity Pictures)