As once again the World Wide Web Thingy' leaves me
Fuming...
Ah, the Joys of being a Blind Vurd' Botcherer
trying to follow multiple racing series thru Zed Internetz', which after
spending over an hour's time trying to figure out another "Back Door"
to listen to the HAPO Columbia Cup live, left me saying FU H1 Unlimited!
As I'd planned on originally publishing the
Tri Cities Water Follies HAPO Columbia Cup Wrap I'd spent copious hours upon
all last week, but was so pissed off! Thinking I'll just let the floundering
series wallow some more...
Woke up early to investigate when Sunday's Indy
Lights race would be broadcasted via the IMS Radio Network, for which I hadn't
tuned into any Lights action since watching; Err listening to the Iowa
broadcast on Peacock-lite, nee NBCSN, with Jake "The Riddler" Queiry
and Anders "the Viking!" Krohn in the Booth I believe, since it was
so long ago.
Alas, I suppose in a sign of things to come
for the day's participation upon Zed Internetz', while I was happy to hear
Nicky Salt' Yeoman's voice, for some lame reason, thou Youtube channel's
"Webcast" Dumped immediately during the command to fire engines;
SIGH!
As this would be the first of four FREAKIN' occurrences
of the Youtube channel player going "DARK" during the race; URGH!
Although I did chuckle to myself how the
programme Dumped once whilst Michael "Hot Tamale" Young was SCREAMING
profusely over a pass for the lead, BLOWING 'Dem Off Air; Hya!
As it was a pretty decent race, and I enjoyed
hearing the unfamiliar voice of France's next IndyCar driver; Wee-Wee? Atop the
podium, albeit I did listen to Nico Jamin's inaugural
victory Wayback at thee Barber's, or was it the Indy GP instead?
As the finish was far more gripping since the
Top-2 Drivers weren't impeded by any Silly Backmarkers! a la Esteban Gutierrez;
Ariva-Ariva-Ariva! With Santi' (Urrutia) harrying Jamin all the way to the
line, with the Uruguayan being disappointed, whilst Shelby Blackstock came home
third, his first podium finish of the year.
And since I was having Mucho Grande fantastico
with my wobbly Internetz' connections, albeit I'd already planned on watching;
Err listening to the B-I-G BOYZ' Indy Cars race on Thy Telie', the live
broadcast on CNBC, where Jay's Back, in case Y'all didn't know? "Get Yours!"
I found Kevin Lee much more palatable this
weekend, albeit smiling the entire weekend over his major Gaff during the
Qualie' broadcast regarding Will Power not making the Fast Six Shootout...
As I finally
figured out who's SCREAMING Kevin reminded me of; OH NO! MR. BILL! Of Saturday
Night Live Fame...
Yet I sat Thar in my Easy Chair smilin' broadly, Oh-pinin'
to Thyself over how do you follow-up 'Ol R's, aka Robin Miller's Zany Grid
Shuffle antics? As I'm still chucklin'
over the Voo-Du Robin put upon the unsuspecting? Max Chilton, who tried coming
back at Robin, but seemed to be playing along.
Although it's somewhat telling to me, that I
found this to be one of the brighter parts of the race!
As Miller gave Chilton grief over his
impending marriage by first giving him a Josef Newgarden Colouring Book for
Kids! Followed by a Cooking for Dummies book, saying how he knew Max couldn't
boil a cup 'O water; Hya!
followed by some more witty banter and then
Somme-thun' about his future wife wanting a Dog. As I couldn't see what Miller
handed him?
As in Kevin Lee's words, Josef STUD! Newgarden put a Beat Down upon the
IndyCar grid! Although the STUD! Moniker is my own, for which perhaps I
understand the nausea caused by silly nicknames. As I too find Paul Tracy's "slick Willy
P" and "Joey New-Gibe" obnoxious...
Then I'd hoped to tune into the H1 Unlimited
Hydroplane race from the Tri Cities around 4PM Pacific for the finale, yet I
simply couldn't SEE how to make the multiple websites I visited FUCKING work!
Yeah, I'm gonna use the word FUCKING! Which I
don't understand why it's gotta be Bleeped Out these days? Since I was able to discern
that Daniel Ricky' Ricciardo's In-car transmission after the team confirmed Is
that who I think it was? Snarled FUCKING Sore Loser! In regards to team-mate
Max Verstappen clouting him on Lap-1!
As the H1 Unlimited Homepage directed me to
some wackoid Yakima NBC website for which I could never SEE where the Listen
Live link or Youtube channel windows were! And the secondary SX Somme-thun-rudder
website wasn't any better; CRAP!
Then I spent probably over a half hour trying
to make the RETARDED KONA 610AM website come alive! As IT talked about leave
Beta now, along with not letting me choose the FAO for Streaming NOT Working
link et al; SHIT!
Even tried going to the Madison, Indiana
WORX 96.7FM website, which MORONICALLY
kicked Yuhs back to the P.O.S. KONA 610AM website, so I was extremely PEEVED!
Thus, after an entirety, having left the
IndyCar Post-race banter early, apparently I spent; Err wasted some hour and a
half's plus time struggling mightily to
make stupid, non-Screen Reader friendly websites "Play!"
Since finally at 4:35PM, the Tri Cities
Herald posted the Breaking News story telling the winner of the Columbia Cup
race.
Alas, I never got to listen to the live call
of the HAPO Columbia Cup, for which Can You Hear Me Now Mark "I've Got A Plan"
Miles! I do NOT wanna try listening to Indy Cars being live streamed on some Puka'
Smartfone App!
As I settled back down into the Easy Chair in
Thy living room for the F1 Replay at 6:30PM Pacific, I was quite pleased that I
could simply pick up my TV Remote, turn it on and viola! Thars' Leigh Diffey squawking
at me
No Fuss, No Muss! Which Ain't exactly what
thee Iceman' Kimi Raikkonen was saying, since there's just something really
WRONG that sticks in my Craw over the Formula 1 team's manipulating the
winner's outcome of the race...
Although I'm still very surprised that Lewis
Hamilton kept his word and let Valtteri Bottas back by for third place on the
final lap of the race. Since it'll be funny if Hamilton loses the title to
Vettel by three points, eh?
