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The famous Oscar Meyer Wiener' Mobile. (Source:
Bing.com Images)
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Ahem, what better time than some 'lil 'Ol Boom-Boom
Holiday for another whimsical No Fenders Tomaso Files tome...
Ah, the good 'Ol Fourth Of July, when the
nation goes all ga-ga; NO! Not Lady Gaga, but simply El Stupidio' ga-ga over
lighting off countless Bazillions 'O BOOM-BOOM Fireworks!
"I want your Ugly,
I want your Disease,
I want your Everything,
As long as it's Free!"
VIDEO: Bad Romance
Nah! Ain't gonna
go down that proverbial Rabbit Hole, 'bout Bad Romance's and "45"
pledging to honour, obey & protect the Constitution... Like seriously?
You're gonna deny 22m, as in Million Americans from having Medical Insurance?
BRAVO! FANTASTICO!
Wiener Mobiles 'N Roadkill...
Uhm? What's Dat 'Ol Saying 'bout They Plump
when Yuhs Cook 'em? Although I'd rather have been enjoying an authentic Road
American Bratwurst at the Fan-tabulous Permanent Road Course circuit at Elkhart
Lake, Wisconsin instead!
But in just Juan 'O My multiple clever
tie-ins here, for some reason I found the timing over the recent saving of a
vintage Wiener-mobile's news perfectly suited to today's Holiday, like pass Der
Wiener schnitzel; Ja-Ja!
Whilst GURR-REAT!
Minds think Ah-like! As funny how 'Ol Jay Leno's 2017 Season Kickoff (June 28th)
featured a segment 'bout him driving the official Wiener mobile with one of its
Top Dog chauffeurs, where Jay expertly Bump-Bump! 50-points deduction parallel
parked the 28 Foot long Hot Dog machine...
And lookie Thar Mom, those Ain't NO Ball Park
Franks, or Johnsonville Brats, but instead that's some fine lookin' Fricassee
on the road's shoulder; Uhm-Uhm; "Tastes like Chicken!"
Pardon Mwah, Do You have any Gray Poupon?
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My favourite new bird, the Brown Headed Cowbird.
(Source: Bing.com Images)
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Flora 'N Fawna
As this is No Fenders 'Offical Photographer and
Huge Gurr-ranimalz' admirer CARPETS' favourite lore...
Whilst speakin' of Oregon, albeit not nearly
as exotic as the various birds & flowers I've seen, heard and smelled on
the Big Island of Hawaii. Nonetheless, I did enjoy getting to briefly
"Meet 'N Greet" 'Dem two fine Bovines' pictured above, nee Harry and
Ellie May, albeit Thar Billygoatz' and
Harry's non-deplume used far more frequently was Gawd Damn It Harry; Hya!
Whale', Thar was gonna be a picture of those famous
Florencian Billy goat's, but apparently they kicked Blogger'com's ARSE! As the
P.O.S. Blog Platform wouldn't let me upload their picture; URGH!
As I could go on 'N on 'bout the difficulties of
using Blogger, which definitely AIN'T intended for Blind people, is overly
NON-User Friendly with my Screen Reader; Oh Never Mind!
While spending several hours at our Host's Homestead, No
Fenders F1 News Correspondent Jonathan took great delight in describing the
various birds visiting their backyard's multitude 'O bird feeders.
As I was informed Thars' Brown Headed Cowbird's, blue Tree Swallow's. Also Crested
Blue-Jay's, House Sparrow's and Rock Pigeon's to name just a few of the various
species on-hand.
Nah, won't regale Yuhs 'bout learning of the
elusive Bush Tit' upon an earlier trek to Oregon...
Crooked Shifters V Parking Brakes...
As Crooked Shifters could easily pertain to Uhm, I
Dunno... Oh Never Mind!
As I definitely got a chuckle from a few
stories from my Daily News Trawl upon Thy NFB Newsline for The Blind telephone
service's access to The Seattle Times Oddities' section, where I go for some
daily levity!
Thus I found the following two stories quite
amusing, like Y'all heard the one 'bout the Crook who couldn't elude the Police
during their low speed chase! As the wood-bee Burglar, not to be Cornfuzed with
our nearby Whidbey Island; Hya!
As the would-be thief was unable to elude the
Police after absconding with a Flatbed
hauler, as he didn't know how to shift it's gears; NO Kidding!
As the very sedate 16-mile chase took place
topping out under 30mph, the entire time stuck in first gear before the Ken
worth's "Tranny" (Transmission) gave up the Ghost, and Done Blown Up!
And lastly, the fact that a Rookie Bus Driver
complained of having a really Bad Day! Made me burst out in laughter! As
seriously? Forgetting to set the parking brake upon your empty bus which then
rolls downhill is the understatement of having a Bad Day; STEEE-RIKE! Hya!
As why does A-L-L
of this Tomfoolery make me think of that long forgotten TV Show Hill Street
Blues, where the frumpy Sergeant sez' Somme-thun' to the effect of;
"Let's All be Safe Out There..."
Bad Romance Song lyrics by:
Lady Gaga
Song: Bad Romance
Album: The Fame Monster
Year: 2009
