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A few Domesticated White Rhodies' Ah-bloomin' in
Florence, Oregon this past May, during Memorial day weekend. (The Tomaso
Collection)
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Like TK' Follow-your-Schnoz! Kanaan, No Fenders
turns another year older, wiser, Stronger 'N Smarter; Uhm; Oh Never Mind!
As TK' will forever be the No. 11 to Mwah. And why
does it make me think of Randy "The Candymann" Bernard musing 'bout
having bought Kanaan's Andretti Green Racing 7-11 Firesuitat a charity auction
and having it framed 'N hanging in his IMS Office...
Yeah, Y'all know the drill by now, right? As
another year's screamed by here in Nofendersville! Like how does 365 Days Zoom-Zoom'
by obscenely quick, Eh!
Uhm? What's that
thingy' called gravitational pull? And the Earth goes round the sun, Stars
& Moon... Like am I experiencing a Solar Eclipse here right now? Whilst I'm
definitely dealing with the effects 'O Super Corona's and Thar E' lectrical
interferences...
VIDEO: Underwater - song
With it not seeming that long ago I posted my
'Mega two part harmony; Err tome regaling ten years of prodigious typing when
thoust knucels' haven't gotten in the way!
As your humble No Fenders scribe Tomaso's
noticing a trend here, as perhaps it's the legendous' Dog Dazes 'O August; Err
Summer? As once again I'm feeling largely apoplectic over motor racing at the
moment, as Sigh! Lookie Thar', The Usual suspects are obliterating my top two
Motorsports categories, i.e.; Formula 1 and IndyCar respectively...
And with Mercedes and Ferrari blocking out
the Sun in F1 as typical, and El Capitano' (Roger Penske) buying another
championship, perhaps?
Although I'm NOT impressed with whatever's going on behind closed doors
at Chip Ganassi Racing's IndyCar Operation, nonetheless I'm totally rootin' for
Scotty thee Iceman 2.0 Dixon to BEAT the Penske Armada 'N STEAL the title at
Sonoma!
As The Captain continues to cast his Team
Pesky's nebulous Death Star shadow upon
the grid, eclipsing Indy Cars field by
simply purchasing the services of the best drivers, after trading his No. 8
Overall 2016 championship finisher Juan Pablo Montoya for the younger No. 4
finisher Josef STUD! Newgarden, giving him positions P1-4 for last year's
IndyCar Driver rankings; CRIKEYS!
Alas, is it wrong
that I clapped enthusiastically when Newgarden spun out exiting the Pitlane
during the latter stages of Watkins Glen? Making me recall the agonizingly
similar mistake of Team Penske's past Ryan Briscoe...
Fernando Alonso taking the
green flag just before yard of bricks on his qualifying run. (The Tomaso
Collection)
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Since it seems an eternity now since I was truly
JAZZED! Over Fernando Coming to Americre', even if many grew tired of the
constant, nonstop 24/7 Hype, which truly softened Duh spotlights GLARE off of
McLaren Honda's anemic F1 Team momentarily...
As the racing season winds down,
this year's title fights in Open Wheel Racing
on both sides of the puddle seems largely Boring to Mwah!
With the only times lately I truly get a
smile on my face, turn overly happy 'N ecstatic these Dazes since
Sum-SUm-Summertime arrived, and we began another season's camping adventures...
Is when somebody different from 'lil Sid
Viddle,aka Seb Vettel, Lewis Hamilton, Will Power, Scott Dixon, Simon Pagenaud,
Josef Newgarden 'N HULIO' take the chequered flag! But I digress...
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| Tomaso Tip-toeing thru someone's Rhododendrons garden in The Other Florence this Memorial Day weekend. (The Tomaso Collection) |
Whenever the money-grubbin', overtly Capitalistic
Jackarses at my El loco' cable TV service provider comca$t
find it palatable to show us a NEUTERED 2hrs, if we're lucky replay - at a more
reasonable Daylight airing...
Since I truly enjoy Kibitzing over the F1
races we can catch together with my fine Florentine F1 Fans Jeannie &
Jonathan post race...
Albeit I do still marvel over that most
glorious race at Mother Speedway this May, when Takuma Sato was victorious over
everyone, especially beating the Speedway's Crown Prince Helio Castroneves!
for which Y'all
can watch the following video I stumbled across on Youtube, which refreshingly
notes Fans at Mother Speedway rejoicing over Taku-San's improvable Indy 500
win!
Tiny Bubbles...
And I do still enjoy poondin' out my riveting
No Fenders tales for Y'all, some KURR-RAZY 11yrs later, even at my ever decreasing
speed, along with faltering eyesight, which makes Blogging challenging even
before thou Internetz', Blogger.com or Lucy', my ARSE-Steamed Screen Reader
AIN'T acting up, as they've been doing the past week, causing me endless
Headaches; SHEISA!
Hence, as typical, like the Drivers say after
every race, Thanks to The Fans for showing up here in Nofendersville and
reading my eclectic scribblings upon No Fenders!
Whilst this Uber' eclectic mix 'N veritable
Spin Cycle 'O finely honed Thomason' Tex-Mex Jambalaya of Wordsmithing wouldn't
be possible without A-L-L of the Usual suspects continued yearly support, led
by Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary Ellen and Blogmeister' Miguel! Along with
contributions from Snowbyrd MJ', Randal, Thy Moniker King' and the Florencians.
And thou Austin contingent Clyde & Nelie plus numerous pictures from
'Offical No Fenders Photographer CARPETS. And the still Mega' Killer official
No Fenders logo provided by Artiste Dave!
VIDEO: We Are All Connected
Oh Yeah, what
would be the point without the hours of joyous affection from Thy Pixolator,
nee Pixie-the-Wonderdog; WUF-WUF!
And never fear, A-LL
3 of my loyal readers, I'm going nowheres; groan; Hya! As I've gotta run the
string out at least another year to the number 12, since after all DJ Willy P',
as Jeffrey Iannucci cleverly named Will Power many Moons ago once was my second
favourite IndyCar driver...
Cheers,
Tomaso
PICTURE CREDITS
Fernando Alonso at IMS Photo c/o No Fenders
‘Offical Photographer CARPETS'
Tomaso with Rhodies' & White Rhodies' photos
c/o Mister Colin.