Nevertheless, here we go...
Toe to toe
Dancing very slow
Barely breathing
Almost comatose…
Dancing very slow
Barely breathing
Almost comatose…
(pressdog!)
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hanging on her every move each night in Rapture
Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hanging on her every move each night in Rapture
Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping
In ‘DannaCar Land!
“Flavour Flav HMS Monogram told me everybody's high
DJ's spinning' are saving' my mind
Flash is Fast, Flash is cool
Jacke Vanilla sez fast, Flashe' no do
“Flavour Flav HMS Monogram told me everybody's high
DJ's spinning' are saving' my mind
Flash is Fast, Flash is cool
Jacke Vanilla sez fast, Flashe' no do
And you try to stop
((Watching’
MAC Montoya, Sam Hornish & ALL those Open Wheel DEFECTORS!)
SURE SHIT!
Just go out to the
parking lot
Get in your car and you drive real far
Get in your car and you drive real far
Away from the track!
After you drive all night, you see a bright flashing light
And it
comes right
down and
lands on
the ground
And out pops a Girl in a shiny sequin bathing suit from RASSCAR!
And out pops a Girl in a shiny sequin bathing suit from RASSCAR!
And you try
to run
but She's
got a
gun
And She shoots you dead and “She eats your head
And then you're in the Girl from RASSCAR!
And She shoots you dead and “She eats your head
And then you're in the Girl from RASSCAR!
You go out
at night,
eatin' Racecars
You eat Marches, Reynard’s,
Swift’s and Panoz’s too…
And you don't
stop, you
keep on
eatin' Single
Seaters
Then, when there's no more Racecars left
You go out at night and eat up Open Wheel Racing series instead
Then, when there's no more Racecars left
You go out at night and eat up Open Wheel Racing series instead
Like Champ Car
and the IRL
While ‘Ol timers desperately cling to fantasies of a renaissance…
Face to face,
dance cheek
to cheek
One to one,
man to
man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move to slow, 'cause the Girl from RASSCAR is cutting thru
Dance toe to toe
Don't move to slow, 'cause the Girl from RASSCAR is cutting thru
(Excuse me HULIO!)
But Mrs. Hospenthal
is through with the competition
‘cause She's been eatin'
a ton ‘O snicker bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
She's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture…
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
She's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture…
Be pure
Take a tour; through the sewer
Don't strain your brain
Take a tour; through the sewer
Don't strain your brain
Just check out that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue instead!
And then say it real fast
Boog-itee-
Boog-itee- Boog-itee!
Paint a train,
cause you’ll be singing' in
the rain
If dare ain’t some ‘Tin Tops on real soon
I say stop throwin those mountain dew cans at Pretty Boy Floyd
I say stop throwin those mountain dew cans at Pretty Boy Floyd
Junior Nation!
Just be good ‘ol boyzs and cheer for ‘dannaCar instead!
Well now you see what you want to be
Well now you see what you want to be
Just like Mike, who’s trying to pump up ‘Dem Spin-Car ratings on TV
'Cause the Girl from RASSCAR won't eat Candy bars when She’s PEAK-ing
'Cause the Girl from RASSCAR won't eat Candy bars when She’s PEAK-ing
In the bright
lights…
As now She's gone
back up
to MARS Where
She won't
have a
hassle with
the human
race ‘cause now its ‘DannaLand!
And you hip-hop,
and you
don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the Girl from RASSCAR stopped eatin' Racecars
And now She only devours IndyCar
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the Girl from RASSCAR stopped eatin' Racecars
And now She only devours IndyCar
get up; ‘Cause She’s gone HOLLYWOOD!
(Original lyrics: Blondie; Rapture)
Originally written
by Tomaso on Feb 15, 2008
(Last Modified: February, 2018)
