Hallelujah! It's only been Bloody 289 Days since
the 2017 IndyCar season wrapped up at Sleepy Hollow in Sonoma, CA last
September...
Yet in the immortal words of my Numero Uno
motor racing Announcer Bob Varsha: Before You can Race, You need to Qualify!
Err, or wasn't it Somme-thun' like Before you Finish First. First You Must
Finish!
And in other nods to the past. Hey, can Yuhs
tell I've spent way too mucho time poondin' out riveting No Fenders BLOB'
stories before a well needed respite from Thy Keyboard this past weekend in The
Valley of The Sun!
Especially enjoying getting outta Seattle, where
we've been blanketed in a Blizzard 'O Downright Cold, Uhm Freezing, Frigid
Snowy weather for weeks now! As it's some 30 degrees warmer in Phoenix; but I
digress...
Thus as Good 'Ol Darren Dangermouse' Manning
would say: "I'm Totally Knackered!" For which his then boss, Ye 'Ol
SuperTex' wasn't very impressed by!
And Speaking 'O Anthony Joseph Foyt, Jr and
his 'lil ABC Supply Racing' team... It just AIn'T right that Conor Daly's not
on the IndyCar grid this year. Although I understand the need behind Pay
Driver's; Oh Never Mind!
But seriously, this is one Driver Indy Cars
needs on its grid if it wishes to keep building it's Fan base!
Since although I
totally applaud the Mega' influx of new talent, I cannot somehow feel a 'lil
bit how it reminds Mwah of those revolving Dazes when thou Chump Carz' World
turns!
While hopefully
Conor can at least find some small solace with a "One-Off" ride at
Mother Speedway this May...
And hopefully the ABC Telecast will be better
than its usual Saline Drip Nyquil Sleep inducing Coma parity! Whilst you can peruse
the entire field lineup in: IndyCar Grid
As the race's TV
Broadcast is on ABC and scheduled for 9:30AM Pacific; but DON'T forget to
Spring Forward 1hr Saturday Night!
As Always; CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS!