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The Formula 1 Circus comes to Town, but I'm not
sure Which of Liberty Media's Dudley Duo is leading the Parade. Chevy Chase or
Brickity Bratches? (The Tomaso Collection)
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Hurry-Hurry-Hurry, The Show's about to Begin! Uhm,
Can You See Us Now? How 'bout Now, Oh Crap! G-O To Commercial! But the
Presenters are talking... I said G-O to Commercial Now By Gummit!
Disney Smudges some Magic Dust Blush upon Face of New look Formula 1
As I Don't wanna say ESPN's television
coverage is Horrendous, but! When's the last time Yuhs saw a Television Network
apologize?
While one of the Drivers growing upon thou
the "moistest," previously known as Max Dutchboy' Verstappen, and
whom No Fenders F1 Spotter Jeannie still refers to as "The Brat!"
Continues scoring points with Mwah, with his accurate, blunt and honest
comments to the media.
"Clowns to the left of Me, Jokers to the
Right,
Here I am, Stuck in the Middle with You, again"
Whilst No Fenders Artiste Dave', Dave's Not
Here; Oh Brother! Who created the AWESOME No Fenders logo for Mwah, posed an
interesting Questione when recently having a Chin-wag' over the season's first
race.
As he asked me Somme-thun' I've never ever
pondered. Asking if I thought the teams purposely made their respective cars
"Dirty Air" so ferocious on purpose to "block" Thar
competitors?
Which he asked after I'd tried explaining how
none of the similarly "Top Notch" chassis, i.e.; Mercedes, Ferrari
and Red Bull could pass one another due to the extreme aerodynamic Turbulence
being caused by the current FIA Design Regs'. (regulations)
As I find Ross
Brawn, now Liberty Media's Technical Guru's statement 'bout NO real solution to
Aerodynamics 'til 2021 to be BULLSHIT!
Like Yuhs mean
we're stuck with watchin' the same, crappy, unable to Pass racing format for
another two years? Bloody Hell!
Since for Mwah, it
would be super easy to say that one unexpected affect of Halo is the increased aerodynamic
vortexes spilling off the rear bodywork...
Although Me Thinks
like other's smarter have said, it's a Downforce issue. As just look at the new
2018 Dallara IndyCar...
As I spent the entire Aussie' weekend hearing
'Ol Billybob', nee Martin Brundle prattle on vociferously 'bout the Dirty Air!
As Thars' Dirty Air coming off the car, causing Turbulence. With Brundle also
mentioning how the Force India cars only had one set a piece of their latest
Australia-spec Bodywork. And that if Yuhs break one single piece, the entire
kit has to be replaced, as the Aero Bits are that sensitive...
Whilst I don't know 'bout Y'all, but I'm
already quite tired over the continuous prattling on 'bout Lewis Hamilton v
Sebastian Vettel in the "Race for Five." And the continuous Wankering
On 'bout how one of them will equal the legendous' Juan Manuel Fangio.
Seriously? Why is the media Fawning over the
two Biggest Arseholes on the Grid! As perhaps I'm wrong, especially since I
once wore Michael Schumacher Rose tinted glasses, but. I cannot ever remember
Herr Skewmacher' whining like a spoiled rotten baby over his In-car radio, let
alone telling race officials to G-O FUCK THEMSELVES!
Also cannot recall the late, great Ayrton Senna
taking to such childish antics publicly...
And I totally realize it's a completely
different era, but Seriously? Is Golden Child' or 'lil Sid Viddle' as great as
El Maestro? Aka :El Chueco," nee Juan Manuel Fangio, who didn't
begin his Formula 1 career until nearing his 39th birthday! Before retiring
just weeks after turning 47.
And El Maestro's winning percentage aboard
cars much more physically demanding is simply staggering, notching 24 wins in a
scant 51 starts, equals a skosh over 47%!
Not to mention his prowess aboard Tintops and
Sports Cars, having won the 12 Hours of Sebring twice, not to mention very will
having won the 1955 24 Heurs du Mans before tragedy struck his Mercedes team-mate
Pierre Levegh!
Who was attempting to move over for Fangio when approaching slower traffic.
As Fangio was chasing Jaguar's eventual
winner Mike Hawthorn, who was then leading the race.
Along with having finished runner-up twice,
along with a third and fourth place finish in the brutal Mille Miglia., Not to
mention winning the deadly Carrera Panamericana, piloting a single seater Lancia
D24 in 1953!
And to Think Poor Lewis is Shaking Inside...
Meanwhile previously, Grizzled Journo' Joe
Saward bemused us All about how if one was to simply consider utilizing the
noted time increase per lap on Pirelli's various rubber compounds, then wait
for It! Kevin Bacon' Magnussen in the much Ballyhooed Haas VF-18 was one of the
fastest cars overall during the vaunted Winter Testing.
But per Tipicali, One race or Two; Hmm?
What's that 'Ol saying 'bout One lump or Two? Oh Never Mind... As like Joe, who
knows F1. I'm inclined to not read too much into any Tea leafs after either
thou annual F1 "winter Olympics" or just the first two races of the
year. But then again,
"On A Boat in the Middle of a Raging Sea,
She would Make a Scene for It All to be, Ignored!
and Wouldn't You be Floored?"
VIDEO: Strange Brew - Song
Partial Song lyrics from:
1. Steelers' Wheel
Song: Stuck in The Middle with You
Album: Steelers' Wheel
Year: 1973
2. Cream
Song: Strange Brew
Album: Disraeli Gears
Year: 1967
(Artwork C/o JD' Images)