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The Editor, Cook 'N chief Bottle Washer of No
Fenders arrives at Indy's Airport under Heavy Security. (the Tomaso Collection)
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Hey, isn't that that No Fenders Guy?
Although I SWORE I'd never do the OH DARK-30
Fly All Day routine again... Surprise, Surprise, Surprise! As your Humble No
Fenders Scribe did exactly that around 5:30AM this FREAKIN' Morning, which the
Shuttle Express service requires your Drop-off at the Airport to be two Bloody
hours before your flight, plus the hour travel time; SHIT!
All to go sit 'N Chill... Like Tacoma Bureau
Chief Mary ELLEN just said, You'd better NOT Fall Asleep during your 4hr
layover in San Fran! As CRAP! The layover's longer than the first flight's leg;
but I digress... Simply in order to arrive in Indianapolis some 14+ Hours
later; GROAN!
good thingy' I
just reviewed the updated itinerary... Since the first flight actually now
leaves at 5:25aM, and is a ridiculously short 2hrs 7mins "flying
Time," which these Dazes means Gate-to-Gate. Which means my layover's more
than twice as long, since I've gotta stay "entertained" in SF for
4hrs and 21mins; FUCK!
Since for the Over the Top price I paid for
this flight, I should be making the 12.25hrs Nonstop flight to Auckland, New
Zealand I once did from L.A.
And Yuhs Never
Know just Who You'll meet on your Flight, Eh? As I still recall somebody
calling me Animal on a crowded "Puddle Jumper" two years ago...
And since I'm truly Old School, since
"It's Hip to Be Square," Righto? Uhm, I'm not as Hip as thou Elder
Statesman 'O IndyCar Bloggers, nee Geo Phillips of Oilpressure Fame; Hya! Hence,
I DON'T do TWIT-ER, Instagram,
Snap-Chat our whatever The Kids are doing these Dazes...
VIDEO: Hip to Be Square - Song
Therefore, your No Fenders "Moistest"
Humble Scribe Tomaso will be thoroughly ensconced in enjoying some of the
rituals of attending Mother Speedway, i.e.; Carb Day, Legends Day and Uhm, Oh
Yeah, Duh Race! Along with my favourite Sunday Evening TV Show, the local only
Indy 500 Awards Banquet. And will return to thou trusty Keyboard Messer
Sheheen, sometime after the race...
As I'll leave
Y'all with a few "Canned" goodies' to tides Yuhs over, including the
following golden oldie below...
(Photo c/o No Fenders ‘Offical Photographer
CARPETS')
