As I'm highly Doubtful I'll have been reconnected
to either Zed Internetz' or thou Telie by this weekend's annual Seafair
Festivities. Which is Ok, since our local KIRO7 TV Coverage has been Neutered!
As what did 'Ol Forrest Gump say 'bout
chocolates? Since right now, presumably my new Dwelling, Ergo No Fenders Office
will look more like a bowl 'O Spaghetti; Momma Mia!
Which is simply why I Don't have the time or
energy to try writing some Oh, so Clever Seafair Preview this year, especially
when the official H1 Unlimited website is so slow to provide meaningful information ahead of time.
Like they couldn't even divulge whether or
not the Season Opener Southern Cup event on Lake Guntersville in Alabama was a
National High Points paying race or not?
While Hopefully
I'm Not Fixin' a Hole' whilst wonderin' How many W's' has Andrew Tate racked up
so far...
Or why J. Michael Kelly and the U-12 graham
Trucking weren't listed as preliminary entrants, which ended up being only
seven Unlimited Hydroplanes initially, before just four Hulls contested the
final.
As hopefully there will be a Full field at
Seafair this year, as Y'all can watch the previous year's Season in Review to wind-up
your Roostertails; Err Turbines...
No Fenders is Moving...
As it's Funny;
Ha-Ha? What we keep in our "Prized" possessions over thou years, Eh?
Although I'm very relieved
knowing that Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary Ellen's safely packed up All of my
various Artwork, including such finery as the signed? Framed Ivan Capelli March
CG891/Judd V-8 poster I acquired at the Iceberg Grand Prix some 29yrs ago;
YIKES!
Along with All of
whatever Framed Artwork I've accumulated over thou Years that She spent several
hours carefully packing for Mwah ...
Alas, with great reservations, your Humble No
Fenders Scribe is moving thou "Office" to a newly undisclosed Tomaso Manor
location this week after some 20+ years.
Hence, I'll be going somewhat silent for a
few weeks time, as I'm moving the No Fenders Office South; Err North , albeit
NOT the Great White North Eh! So Take Off Geddy! Hya!
As Presumably, although Y'all know what
happens when Yuhs Arse-sume', Eh? Yet I'm Optimistic I'll finally be breaking the
Shackles of the Nation's WORST Internet & Telecommunications provider
Frontier, along with Ditching Thar' Free-Dumb' Plan, 'cause; Oh Never Mind!
Therefore I've got NO idea who my knew
Internets' Service Provider will be, or how long, and most likely hard to
re-establish connectivity with the "Outside World" will take?
So please be Patient, since as one of the
latest No Fenders commenter's sez', Thars' plenty 'O Dribble to Amuse Y'all in
the Cavernous Archives here...
As Hopefully things
will go Smoother than when one of my past favourite IndyCar Drivers was
Moonlighting as a Penske Rental Truck
Driver... Careful, Objects may appear Larger in the Mirrors!
And even though he
now Chauffeurs the Menards Car part-time, "Symone Pagenoe," nee
Pageantry', aka Simon Pagenaud should definitely stick to his "Day Job,
" eh?
While I've been busy the past month getting Thy
Knucels' Bloody typing up another Batch
'O Award Winning No Fenders "Canned" Blog Posts just to keep Y'all in
Stitches; Err the No Fenders website from being completely Dormant...
While I suppose it's either very Karmic or
simply apropos? That I met Simon's "Better Half," ergo Haley his
Girlfriend by sheer Happenstance this May towards the tail-end of Carb Day at
Mother Speedway. (IMS)
And although I totally got the Joke simon,
when you mentioned during your Monday Night's Indy 500 victory Banquet
Acceptance Speech. If you can't see my Menards racecar then there's Definitely
something Wrong with your Eyes! And you'd better have 'em checked...
Yet sadly, since I'm Blind! That's exactly
what thou situation was Trackside, as I couldn't SEE Any of the Freakin' Race
Cars!
But I know this was just some of your typically
Brilliant French Humour; Wee-Wee! Especially since once again, I thought
Pagenaud's speech was the funniest of the evenings...
IMAGES
Penske Moving Truck from Bing.com Images.
Simon Pagenaud autograph obtained by No Fenders
'Offical Photographer CARPETS" when attending one of his numerous Don Kay
Autosport Radio shows; when Symone' still drove for SPM, and was one of my Top-3
Favourite IndyCar Drivers...