Round 'N Round Duh Dial I Go, Where in thee Hell
the Bloody F1 TV Coverage is, Tomaso sure Doesn't Know!
Uhm Vanna, I wanna
buy a Vowel? Err, I meant I wanna buy another ESPN Franchise, as I think the
letter T's still available?
This is getting Pathetic, Oh Wait a My-nute',
it's been that way the entire Bloody Formula 1 season. But just when I thought
I was finally getting the hang of things by only scourin' four possible TV
Channels for F1 television coverage; SHUHZAMM!
Where The Foobars' Friday's Brazilian Grand
Prix Free Practice? As it only took me 'bout a half hour's time to finally find
a Spectrum TV Channel guide that Lucy', My Hard Working Screen Reader could
actually Read; SPEW!
As I've never, ever even heard of ESPNU
before, until vainly trying to find the regurgitated Sky sports Broadcast
Stateside today! But Hey, those Fine folks of thou Magical Kingdom sure must be
pleased that I'm learning how to find Thar cacophony 'O splintered Sports
Channels, Righto?
Having finally deciphered that ESPNU, with
the U apparently standing for University, since Thars' not already enough Grid
Iron channel; BARF! Was obviously channel No. 407. Which I then sauntered out
to Thy Telie', punched the number in and Viola! I'd only missed the first 25+
minutes of the (Free Practice) FP2 session.
As it's strange to
Mwah, but in some Odd, twisted 'N Contorted ways I'm already looking quite
forward to the Formula 1 season being Over!
As Me Thinks that's gotta be a New Track
Record, Correctomundo? With each day's Brazilian GP television coverage on a
different network.
As Friday's was on the aforementioned ESPNU.
Then Saturday's is on ESPNews, which Speel Chequor correctly wants to change to
SPEWS! And Sunday's race is on le Duesh', aka ESPN2.
Happy Hunting!
