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Fernando Alonso celebrates with
his Wayne Taylor Racing team-mates Jordan Taylor, Renger van der
Zande and Kamui Kobayashi after winning the Rain Sodden 57th Rolex 24. (Image
source: theapex.racing)
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As Mother Nature wins the Race, whilst Fernando
Steals a Wristwatch...
By now Y'all are aware of who won this year's
Rolex 24, for which apparently is the first rain shortened race? Ending at
23hrs and 50mins, as Mother Nature intervened mightily! With not one, but two
extended Red Flag periods totaling more than an eighth of the race's 24hrs
duration.
Whilst I previously asked Does Qualifying
really matter? For which apparently not, since none of the respective Class Pole
sitters won this year's event.
And another year's come 'N gone, as I tried
to see how many hours I could endure? Although I was well aware I wouldn't be
pullin' an All Nighter. As I must be gettin' old-ER, Eh! Since I only managed
to listen to 17+ Hours coverage this year...
Race Tidbits...
Began my yearly tradition of watching Ye Rolex
24 race by tuning into the first three hours-plus on Peacock-lite, nee NBC
Sports Network, (NBCSN) which made it funny they had the Peacock Pit Booth, Uhm Pit Box - in
a not so subtle nod to Thar RASSCAR' coverage.
But I wanted to Hear how the new NBC Sports
trio of Leigh Diffey, Calvin Fish and A.J. Allmendinger sounded, as they were
GURR-REAT! As Always, before I tuned out since I Don't Do the El Stupidio NBC
Sports App; BARF! Especially since
that's why I continue to pay for monthly Cable TV Service... Kapishe?
As Messer Diffey playfully noted how his two expert
analysts (Townsend) T-Bell' and the Dinger' (Allmendinger) were talkin' Smack
over which of them would win another watch for this year's GTD category. With
both getting considerable "Face-time" before driving their respective
mounts. Although neither Bell's AIM Vasser Sullivan Racing Lexus or AJ's Meyer
Shank Racing Acura won the class.
Whilst it was good to hear Grand Marshall Scotty
Scooter' Pruett Say his traditional Hi to My Family at Home Quip before giving
the command to start engines!
First Funny part for Mwah, was Marty "Snidely
Whiplash" Snyder interviewing GM Executive Mark Reuss, who ironically
talks 'bout Corvettes excellent Handling & Braking... Uhm Mark, aren't Yuhs
the Dude who crashed a Corvette Pace Car at last year's Detroit Duelies' Indy
Cars race?
Then when Hurley Heywood was in the Peacock
Pit Booth and asked 'bout Keys to the Race, he blurted out For Christ's Sakes,
that's totally Inexcusable! After the two Corvettes had collided during their
Pit-stop.
IMSA Radio, which I listened to for some
14hrs; Aye Karumba! Lead announcer 'Der Heindenmeir', aka John Hindhaugh kept
reducing the AAR Eagle MkIII's Mondo' horsepower figure!
As "Ollie" Jarvis in his Mazda
RT24P Daytona Prototype International (DPi) chassis finally broke P.J. Jones
26yr Track Record in Qualifying Thursday.
Having first Quipped during Qualifying that
it had over 1,200bhp; ZOINKS! Then on Saturday, saying 1100+ bhp, then 1000+ bhp.
Which then became entertaining, as legendous'
Sports Car Driver Derrick Bell joined him in Thar commentary booth. To which Derrick
politely said I Don't think they had 1,000 horsepower. That's a Bloody lot 'O
Horsepower! 300bhp's (more) is a lot of horsepower, claiming the Porsche's were
pumping out 700bhp.
As Bell is synonymous for driving Porsches,
including the mighty 962C's he was quoting, along with mentioning how wonderful
the Ferrari 333SP's V-12 sounded when driving for the late Gianpiero Moretti.
Although I Don't
recall Bell driving a Ferrari 333SP, I do recall him being Moretti's Hired
Gunslinger for Thar Nissan GTPZXT - which was actually a Privateer Nissan
NPT-90.
As MoMo ran it's
Nissan "GTP ZXT" chassis during the 1993 IMSA GTP season in its
traditional red & yellow colours - which I never found as visually pleasing
as it's Electromotive Hues! Along with getting Bell's autograph upon a Momo
poster that year during one of my countless visits to Portland International
Raceway...
Finally growing sleepy round 8PM, you're
getting tired, very tired... I waited for the 8:35PM Pacific Hourly race
report, which I never heard. With Johnny Palmer & Jeremy Shaw prattlin' on
'N on with sporadic class leaders. Which I only caught the following. DPi) #7-6:
the two Penske Acura's. GT LM) #911-4-3: the Porsche leading the two Corvettes.
GTD) #48-19: The Paul Miller Racing Lamborghini Huracan leading the MoreSpeed Audi R8.
Then Shaw pronounced they'd just passed Lap
300, for which I jotted the following.
L300 - 8:51PM #7-6-10-31-54 - as the top five
contenders.
Then what was Denoted as thee "Witching
Hour" by Palmer, being Midnight on the East Coast, nee 9PM (Pacific)
Pit reporter Bruce Jones in his British
accent mentioned Simon Pegan-noe', Bloody what?
Although it was nice to hear Pagenaud give his
IndyCar Spotter Mike Ford a Shout-out earlier in the day when asked if they
used Spotters at Daytona? As I'd once again had the pleasure of meeting the
Ford's Family at Mother Speedway last May...
Then just prior to another round of Pit-stops,
I caught the following car numbers leading each class. DPi) #31-7-6-10-54-85. LMP2)
#18-81-38. GT LM) #62-66-4-912-3. And GTD) #86-14-29-48-11. As would any of
these respective cars be leading in the morning when I awoke?
Celebrity Drivers
Awoke Purdy' G-DAMN
Early in order to resume listening to the race,
for when I finally re-established Internetz' connectivity at 4:50AM - Dinger' was
being interviewed w/Jamie Howe. As A.J. Allmendinger noted it was nice to have
led again, as he's led laps for 14yrs running with Mike Shank.
Howe asked A.J. which he put more effort into
preparing for, racing or broadcasting? Definitely more effort on the Broadcasting.
Noting how IMSA Radio's Shea Adam helped out with a pronunciation sheet on
Driver's names.
As the race was under a Red Flag for massive rain.
As the CaddOh-lacc' Hourly update at 5AM
revealed the following leaders, for which I hurridely typed the following
Classes. DPi) #10-6-7-31 on lead lap. LMP2( #81-18-38. GT LM) #62-912-66-911-67-25
on lead lap. GTD) #86-29-540-63-88-11-57-12-14-73-48-33 All on lead lap.
As the Red Flag had commenced at 4:22AM
Pacific after a lengthy Full-course Yellow Flag period following a mighty Shunt
by Tommy Milner aboard a Corvette. Then restarted at 6AM Pacific. (1hr 40min
Red Flag)
Then in a Harvenger of things to come, briefly
going Green, the race immediately went back to another extended full course
Yellow after the #9, No. 9, Number Nein! Faf Porsche 911 clouted the #46 Lamborghini
Huracan -
As Thar were definitely a Hurricane Ah-blowin!
As the two collided in absolutely Abysmal
conditions, as Drivers simply could NOT See where they were going due to the
immense spray coming off the multiple Roostertails; YIKES!
With the damaged cars getting stuck on the
grass - tearing up the Daytona signage! Making it Fun for the tow trucks to get
vehicles retrieved from the overly sodden grass.
And while presumably 'Ol Fernando's soaking
up the Champagne, Uhm Spotlight over pressuring Felipe Nasr into a tiny
mistake. Which Alonso immediately pounced on for what would be the final pass
for the lead.
As ironically it would be three former
Formula 1 Pilotes Duking it Out for Victory in the Wet, with Double F1 World Champion
Alonso leading a Dejected Felipe Nasr home ahead of Alexander Rossi. As Nasr's
now finished runner-up two years in-a-row.
And I'm Not saying
this is what happened, but part of me feels like IMSA Deliberately left the
competitors out Thar, hoping that Alonso would somehow get past Nasr before
they had to throw the Caution Flag... Although Townsend Bell mused when asked
'bout the conditions, that they all knew that Race Steward Beau Barfield's a
Cowboy!
As Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary Ellen noted when
I told her my ambiguous feelings over Alonso winning; You've Never been Fond of
Him. Since after all, he was Michael's (Schumacher) enemy I chimed in.
Although I'd have been far more happy with
either Nasr or Rossi winning instead, since they never got a real shot in
Formula 1, albeit I'm happy for Kobayashi and Renger van der Zande - both notching their maiden Rolex 24
W', and Jordan Taylor to an extent, even if it DON'T Bloody
Matter what a lowly Blogger thinks, Righto?
Yet I was more impressed with Fernando's Overshadowed
ex-Formula 1 team-mate "K-Squared," aka Kobayashi.
As many hours before when Jamie Howe asked him after his Pit-stop and Driver
change. How He felt 'bout being told persistently over the radio ZERO RISK if Montoya
wants to pass you. Kobayashi nonchalantly said No Problem, there's a long time
to go... As I mused to Thyself how Kobayashi is simply a Bad Arse Driver! And
think he was also the #10's Fastest.
The legendary Johnny O', aka Johnny
O'Connell, who spent a Mega' 3hrs in the IMSA Radio Commentary Box, or as
Hindhaugh quipped: "Triple Stinted." Finally relented and made a
wisecrack 'bout if Thar was a Drinking Game for every time he said Cadillac,
which he was doing Ad Nausea - being a Caddy' Ambassador. But it was quite Easy
Listening, as Jonny's full of enjoyable & insightful information.
Funniest part was his story 'bout meeting
Alonso. Telling the Spaniard how they used to call his ex-Corvette Racing
team-Mate Antonio Garcia the King of Spain. To which Fernando smiled broadly
and said then I'm the Prince since I'm better looking and Younger; Botta-Boom...
Which is partially why I've been calling him Fredrico Suave for years now; Hya!
Enjoyed Bryan; Err Colton Herta's Quip after
winning the GT Le Mans class victory. "This is the Most Expensive thing I
Own!" I Don't own much, I'm 18 and still live at home. Regarding his
having just won a Rolex time piece...
As Ryan Briscoe lamented how he'd been called
in for a regular Pit-stop while leading in the No. 67 Ford Chip Ganassi Racing
Ford GT. As they seemed en route to a third consecutive GT Le Mans class
victory, until as Briscoe entered the Pits, the track went Full-course Yellow,
forcing them to take Fuel Only as an emergency Pit-stop since the Pits were now
Closed! And then one lap later the Red Flag was thrown for a second and final
time.
Meanwhile Herta's more esteemed BMW Driver El
zorro', nee Alex Zanardi saw his hopes dashed when the car was dropped off its Hydraulic
jacks before he'd successfully swapped steering wheels. Causing the electrical connections
to be Damaged, ultimately requiring the Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing crew to
replace the entire Steering column!
Whilst past IndyCar Driver S2', now primarily
an Indy 500 Only specialist, Sebastian Saavedra
was interviewed upon winning the LMP2 Class for DragonSpeed despite crashing in
the Rain and Damaging the car.
And lastly, Kudos to GRT Grasser Racing and
it's No. 11 Drivers for winning the Class Nobody Seemed to want to Win. As it's
their second consecutive GT Daytona (GTD) Class victory in-a-row...
