Where Our Bottom Line is "Job No.1!"
As Do Not try to Adjust the Vertical or Horizontal Scroll, We Have
Assumed Control...
Imagine what better way to ingratiate
yourself with longtime Diehard IndyCar Racing Aficionados around the Globe, Eh?
As Quick show of Hands, how many International, or Dare I ask? Stateside TV
Viewers Saw the weekend's action. The Season's very first Bloody Race No less!
As certainly Y'all are aware of Indy Cars New
& Improved NBC Sports Television package, Righto? Chirp-chirp; Bueller? For
which I've been told isn't Akin to a "Pay Wall," buh-Buh-Believable!
Making Lewis Hamilton's recent sentiments
over the fact that viewership of Formula 1 has dropped from a high of 6 million
viewers, down to 2 million with England's switcheroo behind the Iron Curtain
Pay Wall TV model worth noting!
For Humour, I tried seeing if I could Drop-in
'N listen to Friday's practice like I used to do each and every year via
Indycar.Com's Live Timing & Scoring Webpage. But NOPE! They Done Sealed
that avenue Off for Avid IndyCar followers...
Thus naturally I'm not one bit surprised that
Indy Cars has also SCREWED many, many Fans
around the World with its New & Improved International TV Package! As
that's Definitely the Way to Grow the Sport Mark Miles, Atta Boy!
Seriously? North Korea has better television
coverage than Australia? Blimey!
And to think we
here in the lower 48 States were only partially Hosed! Unlike our neighbours Up
North eh!
Like C'mon, who
cares 'bout Oh KanaDuh, Take Off Eh? They've only got one IndyCar Driver on the
Grid and Isn't Hockey Thar National Sport? Oh Never Mind!
Meanwhile, I simply cannot comprehend the Apathetic
State 'O IndyCar Fans here in Americre', Land of The Free; Oh Never Mind! Yet I
just Don't Get It! As it's Not the Money, it's the Principal of what Indy Cars
is telling us!
Although I must confess I'm Not overly Happy
being told by one Hot Shot IndyCar Blogger telling me to Put Up or Shut Up! As
I've just got two words to say to that, and the first begins with...
Thee first letter
of what Kermit is, and both words are just four letters long. Are there any F's
Vanna?
Not to mention Mister IndyCar Blogger McSmarty Pantz', Riddle Me This? Britain, thou Bastion 'O Indy Cars has better TV Coverage than Good 'Ol Americre', which cannot even manage to show Qualie' and Races Live; WTF!
Along with everyone being able to afford
$4.00 per month. Whale', actually if you're gonna round down from your Early
Bird Special to make your point, then I'm gonna round up from the actual
$4.5833 per month cost being four dollars and 60 cents per month Bugger! But why
is nobody opposed to Indy Cars being relegated behind a Pay Wall due to the
Fact that it simply cannot generate the necessary TV Ratings to keep it on Uhm,
what's the new word now? Hmm, seeing the lingo Linear Television being thrown
about quite a bit.
Not to mention, like Sergio Perez is Speaking
Up about the possibility of his home Grand Prix in Mexico possibly Disappearing
from the F1 Calendar. Noting once Thar Gone, It's a lot harder to get a Grands
Prix back.
Which I'd surmise will be the similar proposition
for Indy Cars ever returning to "Mainstream" Terrestrial, Err Linear
Television Broadcasts on "Our Home of Motorsports;" SHEISA!
And to this Know it All Blogger, can you Assure me
said NBC Gold Pass will interface Seamlessly with my Screen Reading Software?
Nope, instead of this being the New World of
Pay-2-Play" Television sports, actually, it's the Death Knoll of Indy Cars
remaining relevant in the world 'O Stick 'N Ball Sports! Which means, once
again I Don't wanna Hear any Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Coom-bye-Yah' Cysce Rah
Boom! IndyCar Ratings are going U-P BULLSHIT!
Since why is that 'Ol melody Killing Me
Softly with His song by Roberta Flack playing in my Head right Now Mr. Miles?
Actually you've Done
Me a Huge Favour Indy Cars, as now I'll have two thirds of my weekends Freed Up
from trying to pay Attenzione to Yuhs on Thy Telie, which surely is Good News
for Advertisers, Righto?
