Guaranteed Fat Catz' Starting Grid spots or
Guaranteed Gut Wrenching Drama... What's it gonna be Hulman & Co?
Funny how I found Thyself almost going ADHD
with Thy Telie' turned onto Thee Peacock', nee NBC in the Living Room, Zed
Internetz' tuned-into 1070 The Fan in thou Office playing in the background
whilst "My Gal" Lucy', my ARSE-Steamed Screen Reader read me two Live
Blogs from Mother Speedway I kept refreshing constantly!
All-the-while marching back 'n forth from
room to room for Four and One-half Hours. Trying insanely to discover the most
current, up to thoust moment information on whether or not Thee Weather, nee
Mother Nature was gonna cooperate 'N let us have our Bump Day, Uhm LCQ'; Err
Last Row Shootout and Top-9 Pole Shootout commence Sunday?
And although I'm happy for
"Symone," nee Pageantry', aka Simon Pagenaud capturing the Biggest
IndyCar Pole of his career... Pagenaud's accomplishment totally Paled in
Comparison to Juncos Racing and Kyle Kiser's epic Slaying of McLaren Racing and
the Oh, So smooth Operator Fredrico Suave', aka Fred Alonso!
As I had four sets 'o fingers crossed,
chanting Kyle-Kyle-Kyle! Before the 23yr old Californian even began his warm-up
lap, as I simply did Not wish to see Fernando Alonso make his way into Thee
Show!
Even more so after the Talkin' Headz' NBC
Sports Network Booth Boyz reported that McLaren had received a Set-up Sheet
from Team Penske and acquired a Dampers' package, what us Yanks' call Shocks
from Andretti Applied Technology.
As this totally became a clear case of the
Upper Crust, Pardon Mwah Gray Poupon Chauffer's, Butler's and Nannies Elitists
vs. the tiny One Man David 'O Juncos Racing...
Which for Mwah, and hopefully more important
thou Powers to Be, aka Starship HC', nee Hulman & Company. Do you really
wish to lose this intangible commodity, the buzz of the unexpected Upset at
16th & Georgetown just so the Fat Catz' can keep Thar Gentlemen's club
intact?
Or are Yuhs gonna stick to the time Honoured 110-years
tradition of the Fastest 33 Cars Start the Race instead?
Which is Game Over for Me! Especially if you
have the might & resources of a McLaren and are Beaten Fairly by a Minnow
who's built a Better Mousetrap, Uhm, Out-engineered and Out-performed Yuhs,
then they Deserve to be in the Race! Especially when You make five qualifying
attempts in one day vs. their limited attempts.
As Congratulations to Ricardo Juncos, Kyle
Kiser and Everybody else at Juncos Racing who made me euphorically SCREAM Exaltations
at thou TV Screen for making the Indianapolis 500! You totally Deserve it!
As I totally LUV'
the quote in Marshall Pruett's Racer.com story 'bout how Ricardo Juncos sent everybody
home after working 42 Hours Straight to get some Sleep, since he knew they were
gonna start making Mistakes.
along with
reporting how DragonSpeed needed to hire new personnel after experiencing Visa
issues, and Hired Veteran Engineer John dick, who I recall previously worked
with Buddy Lazier. As Don't forget DragonSpeed's, and Clauson-Marshall Racing's
impressive Feats of Qualifying for Thee GURR-Reatest' Race whilst McLaren goes
Home...