And I thought it was only the Wheels On the Bus go
Round 'N Round...
By now, Y'all have surely heard the News that
Der Helmet', aka Red Bull Racing's Driver Overlord Dr. Helmut Marko has pulled
his second notable El Switcheroo', by sending what Claudio' Branded Thee B-I-G
BULLZ' Dutchie's' Wingman Pierre Gasley back Home to thou 'lil Bulls, aka
Scuderia Toro Rosso...
Err, Uhm, Yeah I know. Thar now Toro Rosso
Red Bull Honda instead, El Correctomundo? But for Mwah, they'll always be
Scuderia Toro Rosso after Herr Dietrich' bought
Minardi; But I Digress...
As Marko & Company, presumably Thee Pied
Piper Chris Horner? Have decided it was High time to swap Gasley in favour of
promoting my favourite Formula 1 Rookie Alexander Albon to partner
Maximus Hothead', aka Max Verstappen for the second half of the F1 season,
beginning at Thee Mighty Spa' next weekend. In a line-up Shuffle reminiscent
of 'Ol Danni Kvyat's, who's now on his
third life, Uhm? Installment at Toro Rosso.
As I hope that Albon can thrive in the
pressure cooker atmosphere of being a Top-flight Red Bull racer, albeit his
success wouldn't be overly beneficial for Monsieur Gasley, wee-Wee? Who
hopefully won't end up having a similar Fait Accompli to past team-mate Brendon
Hartley.
While it's worth noting, according to Leigh O’Gorman
of The Motorsport Archive; reading between thou lines. Don't expect Patricio
O'Ward to Strap-on a Formula 1 racecar anytime soon. Since he's still lacking
the necessary points to acquire a FIA Superlicence until at least 2021...
