As Thars' a Good Reason for those signs sayin' Do
Not Touch!
Don't know if Y'all heard 'bout the IDIOT TV
Reporter who was Rightly Fired from his Job after his employer, Good Day Sacramento's
KMAX-TV Television
Station learned of his STUPIDITY! When Angel Cardenas
thought it would be fun to Stand Atop a Vintage Ford Thunderbird!
Not to mention Dinging another T-Bird parked
alongside! And for the Coup de Grace, he jumped upon the hood of a new Ford
Hybrid with a sign in front of it saying Do Not Touch!
As what's that 'Ol Waylon song 'bout Momma
don't let your Baby grow up to be Stupid? Even if he's a Pretendah' posing as a
Good 'Ol Boy', never meanin' No Harm. He's Definitely in Trouble with the Law;
Err his Employer now...
VIDEO: Bill Engval - Here's your Sign!
And although 'Ol
Bo Duke, nee Johnny Schneider Done Stood Atop one of those classic Dukes 'O
Hazard Cars, apparently now over a decade ago. I'm pretty G-Damn certain he had
permission to do so, especially since it was his own car! When the Boss General
Lee sold for a ridiculous $450k at Barrett Jackson's '08 Scottsdale, AZ auction.
For which I can No longer find the video of Johnny singing the TV Show's Theme
Song...
