Groan, he's at it again... In what’s now become a tradition here on Nofendersville. Where your Humble Scribe Tomaso tortures Y’all with his witty repartee of his version of poetry from a much overused theme, Hya!
As Merry Festimus' Y'all, from Ye Mystical Isle 'O Nofendersville, a Happy, Joyous, Contented piece 'O Wind Swept Barren Rock, Somewheres' on thou Oregonian Coast between Winchester Bay and Cape Perpetchua, R' Mateys!
Although it's a somewhat Blue, Blue Christmas, since unfortunately that Fine Kuhnaidiun' Lass Claire's No longer with us. Not to mention Ye Rhythm Professor, thou one ‘N only Neil Peart…
And Betcha thought I was gonna Roll with 'Ol Elvis's Blue-Blue-Blue platter, Eh? But Claire would want something a 'lil more up-tempo Me Thinks!
VIDEO: The Muppets - Jingle Bells
As may be it’s ye Eggnog... But I always think of my favourite Two Hosers this time ‘O year, Fa la la la la lah…
NO! Not thee Mayor 'O Hinchtown and thou Young Wicky! (Robert Wickens) Nor Scott "What Pace Car?" Goodyear & Jockess V, nee Jack Vanilla, aka Jacques Villeneuve. Nye Pat "The Carpenter" (Carpentier) Nor TAG', nee Alex Tagliani or our Newest Hoser Dalton Kellett, but I digress...
Nope instead, per tipicali this time 'O year, those loveable KuhNucks Bob & Doug always come to mind, along with thar signature version of a certain Christmas song! And ah One, and Ah two Ladies ‘N Germs…
On the First Day 'O Carmania, 'Ol Carroll Shelby Grumbled Squarely at Me;
Son, Thar better be Juan 'O my Darn Blasted Contraptions in your Pitiful Song!
On the Twelfth Day 'O Carmania, 'Ol shel Grumbled to Thee,
12 Long's Doughnuts
11 X Rows of Shiny Dallara's
10Speeding Ferrari's
Nine BOSS Mustangs
eight 'lil E No. 88 Diecast's
Seven Bars 'O Geddy Lee
VIDEO: RUSh - Where's My Thing
Six Carling Black Labels'
Five Aston Martin DB5's'
four Borg Warner Trophies
three Diamantina Cocktails'
Two Saleen Mustangs
And a Bad Arse 289 FIA Shelby Cobra underneath thou Tree!
As this witty repartee from Thy Isle 'O Nofendersville was inspired by Bob & Doug McKenzie, for which they'd definitely say; Take Off Eh! As this "Song's" Definitely Done, and that Labatts too Hoser!
VIDEO: Bob & Doug McKenzie's 12 Days 'O Christmas - Song
And to All who continue reading thy Blog, and Ah-Waitin’ Thy Return, which is my New Years Goal! Ah Very good Night! Felice Navidad and Merry X-Mas! Since after all, It is the most wonderful; BARF!
See Y'all in 2021, Honest! As I’ve gotta be able to get the IT Boffins to Fix this Gory Blasted Contraption, El Correctomundo?
And Kudos to Blogmeister’ Miguel for continuing to post random No Fenders stories for Mwah…
Arrivederci
Tomaso