As it’s Kind of IndyCar to be Throwing A Party at
Laguna seca…
Yeah, I know. Y’all are probably busy like Mwah
“Watching,” Err listening to Indy Cars Season finale from Laguna Seca right now,
instead of wanting to Hear about No Fenders turning Sweet 16 today!
And most likely I’m making too B-I-G of a
Dealio’ out of this, Eh? Especially since I realize a City Doesn’t care about
it’s Inhabitants, But! I found myself having a Wee Bitamyte ‘O Melancholy over being “Locked Out” Financially
of my Home City now some four years later. Since it was Seafair weekend in Ye
Emerald City, also formerly known as The Jet city…
Even though Thar were Motor Races going on
Ah-Plenty’. But this point really hit home when Hearing Josef Newgarden doing
the Obligatory this is NTT IndyCar Driver Insert Name Here; Josef Newgarden
from His Home City of Nashville, this is IndyCar Radio Network…
Whilst it’s Funny that I Didn’t even know I had
another Birthday coming up! Until searching just three weeks prior thru last September’s
No Fenders Blog Archive. Although it’ll forever be Zepptember’ in Honour of
Seattle’s Classic Rock Station KZOK 102.5FM, which I Arse-sume is still on the
Air? Whilst I also get a Kick outta the other Seattle Rock Station KISW 99.9FM’s
calling the following month Rocktober, but I digress…
As I was searchin’ for what title I’d used for
the last two West Coast IndyCar races, And Wallah! Thar was that title ‘bout turning
Graham Rahal’s car number Staring at Me…
http://www.nofenders.net/2021/09/year-15-no-fenders-turns-graham-rahals.html
But I do have to say I’m definitely feeling a
Wee Bitamyte’ Nihilistic right now Geddy! Having just read a recent Blogger’s
Post of thanking just two of the current few IndyCar bloggers, whom I feel are “Cub
bloggers!” Especially since I started Blogging some 2.75 years before said
Blogger, and way before these two “Wookies!”
Making me ponder what’s the point of my having
been Scribbling away furiously since Sept 11, 2006? Not to mention the
prodigious amount ‘O Hours I pour weekly into creating “Fresh Content” for this
Site. Since whatever Happened to Said Blogger’s “All Boats Rising” mantra, Eh?
Whilst naturally, when Blogmeister’ Miguel
suggested I take up Blogging some Gory 16 years ago, little did I know how Integral
a part of my Daily life it would become!
While I also Owe a Shout Out to former My Name’s
IRL Blogger Jeffrey Iannucci, who not only was positive about my ‘lil No Fenders
Blogsite, but inspired me to apply for IMS Credentials, which I was
surprisingly granted Wayback in Gory 2009!
http://www.nofenders.net/2009/06/bloggers-invade-indy.html
What’s that Geddy
Lee? Stop being so Nihilistic? Yeah, I bought your My Favourite Headache album
on CD 21 Gory Years ago! Uhm, what’s that about “Just Between the Ice ages
Anyways?” As it’s Hard “Working at Perfect,” which is my favourite track on the
Album…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IisWePK0dFM
Oh Yeah, I think
21 is some Neiderlander’s Brilliant Orange IndyCar number, Just Sayin’
As it’s Funny How Fast time Zoom Zooms by Here
upon thoust mystical Isle ‘O Nofendersville! As can it really be four years ago
that I was just settling into Thy Bungalow by The Sea and ecstatic over having
my new Spectrum Cable TV service installed Justin-time’ for the 2018 Grand Prix
of Portland IndyCar race.
As those were the Good ‘Ol Dazes when I looked
forward to Paul Tracy in the Booth weekly. As now I just truly listen to All
IndyCar races on the IndyCar Radio Network, provided my Interwebbs’ working!
http://www.nofenders.net/2022/05/an-electrifying-night-before-500.html
And Do Not even get me started over Spectum’s
Retarded telephone service. Like having No dial tone, or constantly Battling
either the person on the other end Not being able to Hear me, or Visa Versa,
Hello, Hello, Hello? Like Can You Hear Me Now Spectrum? Not to mention the
Sickly Sweet Female voice saying We’re Sorry, Your Call did Not go Thru…
Uhm, Oh Yeah, I almost forgot Spectrum’s motto: Spectrum, We Care!
”Time is A Gypsy Caravan, Steals
Away the Night to leave You Stranded in Dreamland, Distance is A long-range
Filter, Memory, A Flickering light left behind in the Heartland…”
“We Are Only Immortal for A
limited time…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG3KbhXPX3E
Otay, time to wrap up another meandering,
waxing “Short” Ha Ha! Idyllic prose by your Humble Scribe Tomaso svribblin’
here upon thoust Isle ‘O Nofendersville, as somebody throw me a Lifejacket, please!
Especially since it’s so G-Damn Hard to keep from tipping thoust Groceries into
thee Drink when paddling in Choppy Seas…
Thus although doing this Blogging Gig seems to
have become a week by week yearly exercise. Especially now when My ever
decreasing typing speed, combined with my continuously faltering eyesight makes
Blogging more 'N more challenging each year! Like Have I reminded Y’all I’m
Blind lately?
Not to mention Ye gory Intrawoods’, (Internet)
Blooger’ (Blogger.com) or my Putrid “New & Improved” Zoomtext Fusion 2022
Screen Reader “Zoey the Princess Warrior” AIN'T acting up or Blowin' Ah-gasket,
SHEISA!
As I still plan upon sticking around until
2023, since it’s right round Ye Corner Mates! And I’m very intrigued over the
forthcoming IMSA GTP Sports Cars “resurgence” next year with Acura, BMW,
Cadillac and Porsche. Not to mention the FIA’s World Endurance Championship’s
“Uptick” for it’s new Le Mans Hypercars (LMH) era “Convergence” seeing la
Scuderia’, (Ferrari) Porsche, Toyota, Peugeot, Cadillac and the other
Automobile Manufacturers, i.e.; Glickenhaus and the Grandfathered Alpine
contesting Circuit de la Sarthe next June. Which will be celebrating it’s
Centenary 24 Heurs du Mans outing. Complete with that modified “Next Gen” Hendrick
Motorsports RASSCAR’ ZL-1 Camaro as it’s Garage 56th entry…
Hence, like the Drivers say after every race,
Thanks to The Fans for showing up here in Nofendersville and reading my
eclectic scribblings upon No Fenders All these years!
Since this Uber' eclectic mix 'N veritable Spin
Cycle 'O finely honed Thomason' Tex-Mex Jambalaya of Wordsmithing wouldn't have
been possible over thou seasons without A-L-L of the Usual suspects continued
yearly support.
Led First 'N Foremost by Tacoma Bureau Chief
Mary Ellen, the late Kuhnaidiun' lass Claire and Blogmeister' Miguel!, who
keeps this Site Alive and makes All of my Zany Updates whenever requested!
Whilst I’d be remiss for not mentioning the untimely
passing of Pixie The Wonderdog Wuf Wuf! Having celebrated Her One Year Anniversary
this past May, appropriately over Indy 500 Qualie’ weekend. Whilst I listen to
the next door neigbor’s Shitzu Barking away as I type this…
Not to mention Kuhnaidiun’ lass Claire who Died
from Cancer at Age 40 now nearly three years ago. Along with another Good
Friend Joanie who Died last Summer who I never got to see again after we went
into Lockdown Wayback on March 13th, 2020…
But on the positive side, as I’ve scribbled
previously. Mary Ellen’s got a great new Hoond’ who’s I affectionately nickname
Hang 10’ Hilo, since He came from the Big Island. Who I eagerly look forward to
“Seeing” every single time I have the opportunity to!
Along with contributions from Offical'
Photographer CARPETS', Snowbyrd MJ', Randal, Thy Moniker King' and the Florentines
Jeannie & Stevoe'. With continued assistance from Clyde & Nelie plus the still Mega' Killer official No
Fenders logo provided by Artiste Dave!
Since like Melody
Sheik brilliantly “Sings” in his Symphony of Science Masterpiece from a Dozen years
ago. Uhm, who’s IndyCar Number is that? “We Are All connected!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGK84Poeynk
Arrivederci
Tomaso
Song Lyrics
Shamelessly Pilfered from Geddy Lee’s My Favourite Headache’s title track and Rush’s Dreamline.